Lon Ray

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OK…time to answer the BIO questions…

What you should know about me…
I hate clowns. If you approach me dressed as one I will administer a beatdown on your goofy ass. Double that if you approach my kid.

What would you be surprised to know about me?
I have eight nipples.

Last movie I went to and when?
I can’t even remember what I had for lunch.

Alcoholic beverage of choice?
Free, preferably.

Top 5 movies of all time…
Blues Brothers
Animal
House
Blazing Saddles
From Dusk ’til Dawn
Dazed and Confused. Great Soundtrack.

5 must have CDs…
AC/DC…If You Want Blood You Got It
Van Halen…II
Judas Priest…Hell Bent For
Leather
Pantera…Reinventing The Steel
Robin Trower…LIVE

When I hit the Lottery…
I will disappear. If you can find me, I’m buyin’.

I can’t stand…
Keanu Reeves, American Idol, the Ford Festiva, Rednecks, Okra, Oprah, Diva Chicks, MTV, Michael Bolton, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, The
ACLU, Auto Repair, Jennifer Anniston (unless she’s doing me on a pile of hundred dollar bills), Korean Food, Hangovers, Tough Guys, Hip Hop, Kids Who Work At Home Improvement Stores Who Think They Can Administer Advice Just Because They Wear A Red Vest, Any Cologne But Old Spice and Public Toilets. Oh yeah…and Clowns.

Who deserves a punch in the mouth?
ANY celebrity or musician who endorses a political candidate. I look to you for entertainment, not opinion. You do not live in my world.

Favorite Phrase…
“Smooth move, tarpaper”


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