Where are we? Who are you? Why am I here?
OK…time to answer the BIO questions…
What you should know about me…
I hate clowns. If you approach me dressed as one I will administer a beatdown on your goofy ass. Double that if you approach my kid.
What would you be surprised to know about me?
I have eight nipples.
Last movie I went to and when?
I can’t even remember what I had for lunch.
Alcoholic beverage of choice?
Top 5 movies of all time…
From Dusk ’til Dawn
Dazed and Confused. Great Soundtrack.
5 must have CDs…
AC/DC…If You Want Blood You Got It
Judas Priest…Hell Bent For
Pantera…Reinventing The Steel
When I hit the Lottery…
I will disappear. If you can find me, I’m buyin’.
I can’t stand…
Keanu Reeves, American Idol, the Ford Festiva, Rednecks, Okra, Oprah, Diva Chicks, MTV, Michael Bolton, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, The
ACLU, Auto Repair, Jennifer Anniston (unless she’s doing me on a pile of hundred dollar bills), Korean Food, Hangovers, Tough Guys, Hip Hop, Kids Who Work At Home Improvement Stores Who Think They Can Administer Advice Just Because They Wear A Red Vest, Any Cologne But Old Spice and Public Toilets. Oh yeah…and Clowns.
Who deserves a punch in the mouth?
ANY celebrity or musician who endorses a political candidate. I look to you for entertainment, not opinion. You do not live in my world.
“Smooth move, tarpaper”